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It's true....whilst hangin' loose in Hawaii, Willie said aloha to the braids. I wonder if he plans to use Hemp oil based shampoo, conditioner, gel, or mousse to help style his easy new hairdo.

We are crushed to hear of Floyd Landis' admission of performance-enhancing drugs. Ok, we're not too surprised, considering it seems all our favorites have been busted or died from overdoses (Jan Ullrich, Marco Pentani, Richard Virenque, Tom Simpson, Johan Muusew) but still, we are crushed.
First reported by The Wall Street Journal, Landis accused other top American cyclists on the Postal Service team, including Lance Armstrong, of using performance-enhancing drugs and methods. Other cyclists named were current United States road racing national champion, George "Chin-capie" Hincapie, three-time Tour of California champion, Levi "Leipin'-lizards" Leipheimer and five-time United States time trial champion David Zabriskie.
Zabriskie? We've heard nothing about this guy all these years and now he's leading the Amgen Tour of California.....hmmm. I'm sure we'll be hearing more of him and others all summer long.
So, the moral of the story is; the guys that come into contact with Lance "I get away with everything" Armstrong and Johan "Bunny Juice" Bruyneel, will have a big, black cloud appear over their head. And, they will also start to race a whole lot better than they did before their new “association.”
Rad!
It's not the fact that everyone is doping...it's the fact that they all LIE straight to our faces. Just admit to it already.
Now, if long-time doper Lance Armstrong would just have some balls or in his case, "ball", and admit to his career-long drug use. Lance, are you pushing this guy away or pulling him closer for a little 'boost'.

We still love you, Floyd, you sneaky little Mennonite.